saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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bitrates:

It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.

romangod:

once i master all four elements, i will be a fully-realized blogger

skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

pizza:

your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now

pansexualpotatoe:

hunter-doctors-in-221b:

copperbooms:

go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original. 

or as we like to call it

the bible

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This is great

elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

carafrightley:

i havent taken a good selfie since 1935

tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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factsofcanada:

The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

baptisms:

Naruto didn’t have to pay for student loans so why should I