maleteen:

some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people

geekinthebreeze:

4gifs:

Can’t keep meowt. [video]

Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door?  They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?!  This cat is hardcore.
klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

lapfulofmisha:

isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.

Bless you

I WENT FOR THE TALKING RACCOON MOTHAFUCKAS

antiteen:

friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill

llawra:

me

maleteen:

some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people

cynicalslut666:

IM DEAD

encourage:

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class